shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that
I’m going to cum to this right now…
This is how you should make them all feel.
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"Maybe I’ll go upstairs and masturbate"
"Orrrr I could color instead!"
*breaks a crayon*
Why is this so accurate lololol
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WHAT.
danged sympathetic fictional pirates and their refusal to engage in the slave trade, I’ll tell you what.
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
This is Daddy so much. He’s always like, “Stay up late with me! We’ll cuddle and watch movies.” And then I fall asleep.
All of it, our life, our love, our relationship as husband and wife, Master and sub, DaddyDom and little - All of it is fun and joyful.